So, I had surgery after all. Just not the kind I was talking about before.

I know I said I was going to try to post more regularly, and I sincerely meant it. However, I didn't expect to have to deal with butt surgery. This is the first time I've sat down at a computer (or sat down at all, actually) in over two weeks. This hasn't been fun. The only good thing about it (besides getting to be off work) is that I've lost ten pounds. I call it my "fear of pooping" diet. If you are terrified of anything coming out, you're not going to put anything in. Broth and Jello, my friends.

Anyway, as soon as I fully recover I really will be posting more often.