*whispery voice* You know, you'd be perfect for this story because you're like, really good at math, right? And you could do all the genius-y stuff. Charlie comes to Smallville because of some connection to a murder or maybe Lex goes to where Charlie is--ooo! ooo! I got it! Lex is accused of murder, and Charlie gets him off in more ways than one! *giggle*

I crack me up.