Apply directly to the forehead!
Jun. 29th, 2006 11:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
capnzebbieI watch the Weather Channel every day (yes, I know, I'm a loser). It plays those cheesy commercials for NutriNail (now with green tea antioxidants!) and Wash 'n Curl shampoo (...then Brad called, and I went curly!).
They've added a new cheesy commercial to their repertoire--HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! That is the commercial in its entirety. While the voiceover is enthusiastically telling us to apply directly to the forehead (!), we see a woman applying it directly to her forehead (!).
There is no information as to what this stuff actually does anywhere in the commercial. So my sister and I were speculating. Is it for headaches? Wrinkles? Telepathy? Perhaps it makes you grow a third eye right in the center of your forehead?
I may have to get some of this stuff. The third eye would be awkward, but telepathy would be kind of cool.
They've added a new cheesy commercial to their repertoire--HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! HeadOn! Apply directly to the forehead! That is the commercial in its entirety. While the voiceover is enthusiastically telling us to apply directly to the forehead (!), we see a woman applying it directly to her forehead (!).
There is no information as to what this stuff actually does anywhere in the commercial. So my sister and I were speculating. Is it for headaches? Wrinkles? Telepathy? Perhaps it makes you grow a third eye right in the center of your forehead?
I may have to get some of this stuff. The third eye would be awkward, but telepathy would be kind of cool.
